- society:oh you have your period? well you have two options.
- woman:okay.
- society:you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
- woman:sounds awful. what's my second option.
- society:a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
- woman:still seems pretty awful.
- society:wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
- woman:well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
- society:HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
- woman:
- society:oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
- woman:
- society:
- woman:i think i'll go with my third option.
- society:
- woman:
- society:what third option?
- woman:i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
kickthepj + instagram: the perfection that is his face❝I’m fabulous, but I might rob you. best of both worlds.
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
Please signal boost this and stop reblogging the fake Yahoo tweets.
It’s not the end of an era. It’s the beginning of *le gasp* TUMBLR HAVING ENOUGH MONEY TO DEAL WITH OUR ENDLESS POSTS.
I’m drawing something and Percy’s hair just wasn’t turning out right sooo…
….*rolls away into Tartarus before fandom can throw me in*
Favorite Movies: Zombieland [2009]
“That’s me realizing that those smart girls in that big black truck and that big guy in that snakeskin jacket, they were the closest to something I’d always wanted… but never really had. A family. I trusted them and they trusted me.”
I wish this was an exaggeration, I really do.
But its not
Dear lord, this is one of the most accurate posts on this site.
You forgot the ruffles.
this is me shopping
And pockets
I nearly fell asleep the last time I went shopping.i just hate the game ‘find a shop where you don’t get mocked for checking stuff in men’s section’
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
